Senior's Version Of Facebook

     For those of our generation who do not, and can't seem to comprehend why Facebook exists:   

          I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook, while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.  I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.  I also listen to their conversations, give them "thumbs up" and tell them I "like" them.  And it works just like Facebook. I already have 4 people following me:  2 police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

     Note:  The only difficulty with this process?  Finding folks to look up from their cell phones and making eye contact with you.